P6 Fixtures

Sunday 17th March

6pm
Return of the Black Res - Cheesy Sausage FC
Smurfs - Badly Wrapped Kebab

6.35pm
Return of the Black - Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Smurfs Res - DC United Res

7.10pm
DC United - Do Daka Chaka
Return of Chamakh - AFC Blitz

7.45pm
Finding Mido - FC Marco
Naked Solar - TBA







Current Champions - DO DAKA CHAKA
All sides play each other THREE times

  P W D L F A GD PTS FORM
DO DAKA CHAKA
CHAMPIONS
11 11 - - 47 8 39 33 W W W W W W W W W W W        
SMURFS 11 6 - 5 28 20 8 18 W W W W L L W W L L L        
RETURN OF CHAMAKH 11 5 2 4 19 15 4 17 L L L D W W L W D W W        
AFC BLITZ 11 3 2 6 10 25 -15 11 W L W L W D L L L D L        
DC UNITED 11 3 1 7 14 24 -10 10 L L L L L D W L W L W        
BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB 11 1 3 7 7 33 -26 6 L W L D L L L L W D L        

Current Champions - SMURFS RES
All sides play each other THREE times

  P W D L F A GD PTS FORM
SMURFS 11 10 1 - 41 9 32 31 W W D W W W W W W W W        
DC UNITED RESERVES 11 6 2 3 22 18 4 20 W W D W L L W L D W W        
FINDING MIDO 11 5 1 5 39 23 16 16 L L W W W L L W W L D        
BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB RES 11 4 1 6 19 20 -1 13 L W W L L W D W L L L        
RETURN OF THE BLACK 11 3 1 7 15 29 -14 10 W L L L W W L L L L D        
TBA 11 1 2 8 7 44 -37 5 L L L L L L D L D W L        

All sides play each other THREE times

  P W D L F A GD PTS FORM
CHEESY SAUSAGE FC 5 4 1 - 13 2 11 13 W W W D W                    
TBA 5 2 - 3 10 11 -1 6 W L L W L                    
RETURN OF THE BLACK RES 5 2 1 2 10 9 1 7 L L W D W                    
NAKED SOLAR 5 1 - 4 7 18 -11 3 L W L L L                    


- Match fees are £23 per team or £21 per team for those sides that also have a second team in the league. £4 a player should easily cover your teams match fees. Some teams that are quite far in arrears may consider chipping away at £5 per player.
- Players can now pay match fee's via card, Apple pay etc on a match night
- Any team that cannot raise a team for a match will still be charged the full match fee, 2 missed weeks in a row will see the team removed from the league.
- The match fee's for friendlies is £10 which covers the running costs of playing the game. The team paying for the friendly receive all player points earned during that match.

Rich Zone - All teams below have a balance above 0
Team Balance changes the last 10 weeks (Most recent on the left hand side) Balance
Date 10 Mar 24 Feb 17 Feb 10 Feb 3 Feb 27 Jan 20 Jan 13 Jan 6 Jan 16 Dec  
Buffer Zone - All teams below have a balance between 0 and -25
Return of the Black -4.50 +7 +13 - - - - - - - +£15.50
Cheesy Sausage FC +12 -7 -7 +5 +1 - - - - - +£1
Point deduction zone - All teams below have a balance between -25 and -50. Your teams balance has drifted too far. As a result every week your team fails to reduce the arrears your team will not receive any player points or statistics that go towards the end of season player awards.
Naked Solar FC - -5 -3.50 -5.50 -3 - - - - - -£17
Finding Mido - -5 +2 -1.50 -5 -3 -1 -3 -6.15 -1 -£20.15
Team Balance changes the last 10 weeks (Most recent on the left hand side) Balance
Smurfs +18 -20 +8 -7 -2 -15 +3 +13 -22 +10.50 -£15.32
Return of Chamakh -3 +9.50 -2.50 +3.50 -1 -0.50 +1.90 +1 +1.90 +2.50 -£41.96
Administration Zone - All teams below have a balance in arrears of more than -50. All teams in this zone will not receive any player points even while reducing their deficit it they still remain in this zone. Continually falling further in arrears will see your team removed from the league. The team at the bottom of the list are always the first inv the firing line if we feel we need to make a change.
Team Balance changes the last 10 weeks (Most recent on the left hand side) Balance
Do Daka Chaka +12 -2 -7 +3.50 +6 +9 -6 -14.40 +15 +6.80 -£64.94
Badly Wrapped Kebab - -5 +3 +5 +7 +38 -11 +16 -11 +2 -£65.84
AFC Blitz +6.50 +0.50 -15 -15 -5 - -4.50 -2.70 +7.50 -9.50 -£70.04
DC United +18 -10 -18 -7 -13.5 -5 -12 +23 -5 +4 -£78.50
TRAP DOOR ZONE - The teams listed below are in line to be replaced if they don't attempt to reduce their match fee arrears
10th March 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs VS Return of Chamakh
AFC Blitz VS DC United
Do Daka Chaka VS Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res VS A Bunch of Turkeys
Finding Mido VS Return of the Black
DC United Res VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar VS Return of the Black Res
Cheesy Sausage FC VS A Bunch of Turkeys Res
9th December 2018
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 2-1 Return of Chamakh
AFC Blitz 2-1 DC United
Do Daka Chaka 6-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 5-0 A Bunch of Turkeys
Finding Mido 0-4 Party Boy FC
DC United Res 2-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
17th March 2019
PREMIER DIVISION
Smurfs VS AFC Blitz
Return of Chamakh VS Do Daka Chaka
Badly Wrapped Kebab VS DC United
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res VS Finding Mido
A Bunch of Turkeys VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res VS Return of the Black
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar VS Cheesy Sausage FC
Return of the Black Res VS A Bunch of Turkeys Res
16th December 2018
PREMIER DIVISION
Smurfs 4-0 AFC Blitz
Return of Chamakh 0-2 Do Daka Chaka
Badly Wrapped Kebab 2-1 DC United
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res 4-2 Finding Mido
A Bunch of Turkeys 0-4 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res 2-0 Party Boy FC
24th March 2019
PREMIER DIVISON

Smurfs VS Badly Wrapped Kebab
Return of Chamakh VS AFC Blitz
DC United VS Do Daka Chaka
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res VS DC United Res
A Bunch of Turkeys VS Finding Mido
Return of the Black VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar FC VS A Bunch of Turkeys Res
Cheesy Sausage FC VS Return of the Black Res
6th January 2019
PREMIER DIVISON

Smurfs 5-2 Badly Wrapped Kebab
Return of Chamakh 0-2 AFC Blitz
DC United 0-2 Do Daka Chaka
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res 2-2 DC United Res
A Bunch of Turkeys 1-13 Finding Mido
Party Boy FC 0-4 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
31st March 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs VS DC United
AFC Blitz VS Badly Wrapped Kebab
Do Daka Chaka VS AFC Blitz
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res VS Return of the Black
Finding Mido VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res VS A Bunch of Turkeys
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar VS Return of the Black Res
Cheesy Sausage FC VS A Bunch of Turkeys Res
13th January 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 4-0 DC United
Return of Chamakh 0-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
Do Daka Chaka 5-0 AFC Blitz
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 5-1 Party Boy FC
Finding Mido 5-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res 5-0 A Bunch of Turkeys
7th April 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs VS Do Daka Chaka
Return of Chamakh VS DC United
Badly Wrapped Kebab VS AFC Blitz
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res VS Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Finding Mido VS DC United Res
Return of the Black VS A Bunch of Turkeys
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar VS Cheesy Sausage FC
Return of the Black Res VS A Bunch of Turkeys Res
20th January 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 3-4 Do Daka Chaka
Return of Chamakh 3-1 DC United
Badly Wrapped Kebab 1-2 AFC Blitz
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 5-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Finding Mido 6-0 DC United Res
Party Boy FC 5-0 A Bunch of Turkeys
  27th January 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 0-1 Return of Chamakh
AFC Blitz 2-2 DC United
Do Daka Chaka 6-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 5-2 A Bunch of Turkeys
Finding Mido 2-3 Party Boy FC
DC United Res 0-2 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
 

3rd February 2019
PREMIER DIVISION
Smurfs 2-0 AFC Blitz
Return of Chamakh 1-3 Do Daka Chaka
Badly Wrapped Kebab 0-2 DC United
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res 2-0 Finding Mido
A Bunch of Turkeys 0-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res 5-0 Party Boy FC
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar 1-6 A Bunch of Turkeys Res
Cheesy Sausage FC 2-1 The Burnouts

  10th February 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 4-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
Do Daka Chaka 6-1 DC United
Return of Chamakh 4-1 AFC Blitz

DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 5-0 DC United Res
Finding Mido 2-1 A Bunch of Turkeys
Return of the Black 0-5 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res

EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar 5-0 Return of the Black Res
A Bunch of Turkeys Res 0-1
Cheesy Sausage FC
  17th February 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 0-2 DC United
Return of Chamakh 1-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab
Do Daka Chaka 3-0 AFC Blitz
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 1-0 Return of the Black
Finding Mido 6-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res 0-0 A Bunch of Turkeys
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar FC 0-4 Cheesy Sausage FC
Return of the Black Res 3-1 A Bunch of Turkeys Res
  24th February 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 2-4 Do Daka Chaka
DC United 1-2 Return of Chamakh
AFC Blitz 0-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res 2-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Return of the Black 0-3 A Bunch of Turkeys
Finding Mido 2-5 DC United Res
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar FC 1-3 A Bunch of Turkeys Res
Cheesy Sausage FC 1-1 Return of the Black Res
  10th March 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 2-6 Return of Chamakh
AFC Blitz 1-3 DC United
Do Daka Chaka 6-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 5-0 A Bunch of Turkeys
Finding Mido 2-2 Return of the Black
DC United Res 1-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar 0-5 Return of the Black Res
Cheesy Sausage FC 5-0 A Bunch of Turkeys Res
   
   

 

Player Team Goals Man of Match Goalie points Beer Challenge Wins Player Points
Ash Evans A Bunch of Turkeys 1 - - - 3
Adam Bennett A Bunch of Turkeys 1 - - - 3
- A Bunch of Turkeys Res - - - - -
Ash AFC Blitz - - 17 - 17
Matt Rich AFC Blitz 4 1 - - 17
Andy Smith AFC Blitz - 1 - - 5
Ben Neilsen AFC Blitz 1 - - - 3
Lewis Hilton AFC Blitz 1 1 - - 8
Lee Mann AFC Blitz 3 - - - 9
Tom Ridd Badly Wrapped Kebab 2 - 3 - 9
Craig Daniell Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 - - - 3
Jake Peters Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 - 5 - 8
Andy Smith Badly Wrapped Kebab Res - - 11 - 11
Tom Ridd Badly Wrapped Kebab Res - - 5 - 5
Craig Daniell Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 2 - - - 6
Trevor Bennett Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 2 1 - - 11
Harrie Tilston Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - - 3
Ryan Parker Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - - 3
Dan Parsonage Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - - 3
Lewis Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 2 - - - 6
James Sands Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - - 3
Jake Peters Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 4 1 1 - 18
- Cheesy Sausage FC - 1 8 - 13
Ali McKenna DC United - 1 8 - 13
Chris Pratt DC United 1 1 - - 8
Harrie Tilston DC United 2 - - - 6
Scott Stevenson DC United 1 - - - 3
Ben Lawrence DC United 1 - - - 3
Ali McKenna DC United Res - 1 7 - 12
Chris Pratt DC United Res 1 - - - 3
Tony Cock DC United Res 1 - - - 3
Rikki Clarke DC United Res 3 2 - - 19
Scott Tummon Do Daka Chaka - 1 25 - 30
Joe Harvey Do Daka Chaka 8 2 - 1 34
Luiz Andrande Do Daka Chaka 2 - - - 6
Dan Camps Do Daka Chaka 1 - - - 3
Harrie Tilston Do Daka Chaka 2 - - - 3
Louis Harris Do Daka Chaka 1 - - - 3
Cam Buchanan Do Daka Chaka 4 - - - 12
Craig Harvey Do Daka Chaka 6 1 - - 23
Louis Harris Finding Mido 5 - - - 15
Luiz Andrande Finding Mido 8 - - - 24
Alex Piper Finding Mido 1 - - - 3
Cam Buchanan Finding Mido 1 - - - 3
Craig Harvey Finding Mido 3 1 - - 14
Harrie Tilston Finding Mido 10 2 1 - 41
Blakey Finding Mido - - 14 - 14
- Naked Solar - - - - -
- Return of the Black - - - - -
- Return of the Black Res - - - - -
Dan Carling Return of Chamakh 1 - - - 3
Lewis Wheeler Return of Chamakh 2 - - - 6
Christy Lee Return of Chamakh 1 - - - 3
Jonny Coleman Return of Chamakh 1 - - - 3
Scott Arthur Return of Chamakh - - 16 - 16
Jacob Grange Smurfs 1 1 - - 8
Tom Magor Smurfs 4 1 - - 17
Louis Price Smurfs 5 1 - - 20
James Willson Smurfs 3 - - - 9
Callum Smurfs 2 - - - 6
Tom Heayel Smurfs 1 - - - 3
Jacob Grange Smurfs 2 1 - - 11
Rob Burton Smurfs - - 14 - 14
James Wilson Smurfs Res 2 1 - - 11
Dan Smurfs Res 1 1 - - 8
Tom Magor Smurfs Res 6 - - - 18
Jacob Grange Smurfs Res 5 2 - - 15
Ross Fallens Smurfs Res 3 - - - 9
Louis Price Smurfs Res 4 1 - - 17
Rob Burton Smurfs Res - - 12 - 12

 




Most Titles: 7
Cosmos - 2008,2009,2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Most Points:
14 game season
37 - Cosmos (Season 14)
Do Daka Chaka
(Season 20)
15 game season
44 - The Smurfs (Season 25)
18 game season
51 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 26)
Most goals:
14 game season

56 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 21)
15 game season
66 - The Smurfs (Season 25)
18 game season
73 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 26)
62 - Southern Athletico (Season 17)
Best defence:
14 game season
6 goals - Do daka Chaka (Season 23)
10 goals - Do Daka Chaka (Season 20 & 21)
11 goals - Southern Athletico (Season 16)
Top Scorer:
14 game season
39 - Craig Harvey - Do Daka Chaka (Season 20)
38 - Craig Harvey - Do Daka Chaka (Season 22)
34 - AJ Meagor - Egloshayle (Season 13
Most MVP Points:
14 game season
214 - Craig Harvey - Do Daka Chaka (Season 21)
197 - AJ Meagor - Egloshayle (Season 13)
18 game season
223 - Louis Price - Smurfs (Season 26)
Most GK Points:
14 game season 92 - Zeni Lukacs - Men United (Season 16)


Most Titles: 9
The Smurfs - 2013, 2013, 2014, 2014, 2014, 2015, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2018
Most Points:
14 GAME SEASON
42 - The Smurfs Res (season 27)
39 - BSC Egloshayle (Season 21)
37 - Guantanamo Payne (Season 15)
37 - Smurfs (Season 20)
37 - Smurfs (Season 22)
15 GAME SEASON
40 - The Smurfs (Season 24)
18 GAME SEASON
45 - Southern Ath Res (Season 17)
Most goals:
14 GAME SEASON
47 - Smurfs (Season 20)
46 - BSC Egloshayle (Season 14 & 21)
15 GAME SEASON
55 - The Smurfs (Season 26)
55 - The Smurfs (Season 24)
18 GAME SEASON
56 - Southern Ath Res (Season 17)
Best defence:
4 - Guantanamo Payne (Season 15)
8 - Smurfs (Season 22)
Top Scorer:
34 -Jon Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 14)
27 - AJ Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 21)
Most MVP Points:
192 - Jon Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 14)
146 - AJ Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 21)
Most GK Points:
108 - Scott Tummon Inter Menan(Season 20)


Most Titles: 5
DC United - 2010, 2012, 2012, 2014, 2014
Most Points:
14 GAME SEASON
38 points - Arsenal Youth - FUBAR (Season 15)
15 GAME SEASON
43 points - DC United 3rds (Season 25
Most goals:
14 GAME SEASON

41 - Arsenal Youth (Season 15)
15 GAME SEASON
60 - Crouchys Robots (Season 26)
60 - Barn Door Blazers (Season 26)
54 - DC United 3rds (Season 25)
Best defence:
4 - DC United 3rds (Season 17)
Top Scorer:
44 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 26)
21 - Dom Roberts - Arsenal Youth (Season 15)
21 - Ben Colquhoun - Colan Elite (Season 19)
Most MVP Points:
222 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 26)
145 - Lee Mann - The Burnouts (Season 25)
134 - Martyn Probert - Black Magic - (Season 18)
Most GK Points:
105 - Kevin Welsh - Hurricanes (Season 16)
85 - Jordan Cole A6Milan - (Season 21)


Most Titles:
Most Points:
14 GAME SEASON
28 points - Do Daka Chaka (Season 16)
15 GAME SEASON
33 points - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
18 GAME SEASON
44 - Wadebridge Wanderers (Season 27)
Most goals:
14 GAME SEASON
30 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 16)
15 GAME SEASON
43 - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
18 GAME SEASON
56 - Apple Crumble (Season 27)
Best defence:
8 - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
Top Scorer:
14 GAME SEASON
14 - Craig Harvey Do Daka Chaka (Season 16)
15 GAME SEASON

31 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
18 GAME SEASON
21 - Jamie Leigh - Wadebridge Wanderers (Season 27)
Most MVP Points:
186 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
Most GK Points:
103 - Barry Blinco (FC United (Season 16)
 


24th February 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 2-4 Do Daka Chaka
DC United 1-2 Return of Chamakh
AFC Blitz 0-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE
Smurfs Res 2-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Return of the Black 0-3 A Bunch of Turkeys
Finding Mido 2-5 DC United Res
EXPANSION DIVISION
Naked Solar FC 1-3 A Bunch of Turkeys Res
Cheesy Sausage FC 1-1 Return of the Black Res

Goal of the season
1 - JAKE PETERS
KEBAB RES vs Party Boy FC
Scissor kick of doom
2 - LOUIS PRICE
SMURFS vs Do Daka Chaka
25-yarder crashed in off the crossbar
3 - JACOB GRANGE
SMURFS vs A Bunch of Turkeys
A Messiesque solo effort
4 - HARRIE TILSTON
A BUNCH OF TURKEYS vs DC United Res
30 yarder in off the post
5 - JACOB GRANGE
SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh
20 yards rocket straight into top bins
6 - CAM BUCHANAN
DO DAKA CHAKA vs The Smurfs

Defence splitting run followed by cool left foot finish to open the scoring
7 - TONY COCK
DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
Sublime dink after some superb build up play
8 - CHRISTY LEE
RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
Fired a clinical volley into the bottom bag after the ball took an age to drop out of the sky
9 - LOUIS PRICE
SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh

Deft first time finish but it was Jacob Granges defence spliting back heel that made the goal
10 - LEWIS WHEELER
RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs AFC Blitz

Free-kick fired around wall that went in off the post
11- CHRIS PRATT
DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab

Scored direct from a corner

Golden Boot

1 - Harrie Tilston (Finding Mido) - 10
2 - Joe Harvey (Do Daka) - 8
2 - Luiz Andrade (Finding Mido) - 8
4 - Craig Harvey (Do Daka) - 6
4 - Tom Magor (Smurfs Res) - 6

Golden Glove
1 - Scott Tummon (Do Daka ) - 25
2 - Ash - AFC Blitz - 17