P6 Fixtures

Sunday 19th May 2019
New team the HACAs replace DC United in the league.

Due to a quick restructure having removed the DCs and Skinny Fat Lads from the league there are a couple of teams that need to play catch up games tonight and next week to square off the leagues. Kebab, Mido, HACAs and Return of the Black have extra games this week

6.15pm

Return of the Black vs Do Daka ChakaReturn of Chamakh vs Smurfs

6.50pm

Smurfs Res vs Return of the Black Res
Badly Wrapped Kebab Res vs Cheesy Sausage FC

7.25pm

Badly Wrapped Kebab Res vs Return of the Black Res
HACAs vs Finding Mido

8pm
HACAs vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Finding Mido vs AFC Blitz









Current Champions - DO DAKA CHAKA
All sides play each other THREE times

  P W D L F A GD PTS FORM
RETURN OF THE BLACK 2 2 - - 7 1 6 6 W W - - - - - - - - - - - - -
DO DAKA CHAKA 2 2 - - 8 4 4 6 W W - - - - - - - - - - - - -
SMURFS 2 1 - 1 6 4 2 3 L W - - - - - - - - - - - - -
RETURN OF CHAMAKH 1 1 - - 2 1 1 3 W - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
CHEESY SAUSAGE FC 2 - - 2 2 6 -4 0 L L - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB 2 - - 2 2 9 -7 0 L L - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Additional games to be played
Return of Chamakh - Return of the Black
Return of Chamakh - Do Daka Chaka

Current Champions - SMURFS RES
All sides play each other THREE times

  P W D L F A GD PTS FORM
SMURFS RES 3 2 - 1 9 2 7 6 L W W - - - - - - - - - - - -
AFC BLITZ 3 2 - 1 8 5 3 6 W W L - - - - - - - - - - - -
RETURN OF THE BLACK RES 2 1 1 - 6 3 3 4 W D - - - - - - - - - - - - -
FINDING MIDO 2 1 1 - 4 3 1 4 W D - - - - - - - - - - - - -
DC UNITED RES 2 - - 2 4 8 -4 0 L L - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB RES 2 - - 2 1 11 -10 0 L L - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Addition games to be played
Return of the Black Res - Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res - Finding Mido


- Match fees are £23 per team or £21 per team for those sides that also have a second team in the league. £4 a player should easily cover your teams match fees. Some teams that are quite far in arrears may consider chipping away at £5 per player.
- Players can now pay match fee's via card, Apple pay etc on a match night
- Any team that cannot raise a team for a match will still be charged the full match fee, 2 missed weeks in a row will see the team removed from the league.
- The match fee's for friendlies is £10 which covers the running costs of playing the game. The team paying for the friendly receive all player points earned during that match.

Rich Zone - All teams below have a balance above 0
Team Balance changes the last 10 weeks (Most recent on the left hand side) Balance
Date 12 May 5 May 28 April                
Return of the Black -2 -2 -2.50 - - - - - - - +£4
Buffer Zone - All teams below have a balance between 0 and -25
Finding Mido -5.50 -5.50 -9.62 - - - - - - - -£13.50
DC United -18 -18 - - - - - - - - -£18
Point deduction zone - All teams below have a balance between -25 and -50. Your teams balance has drifted too far. As a result every week your team fails to reduce the arrears your team will not receive any player points or statistics that go towards the end of season player awards.
Team Balance changes the last 10 weeks (Most recent on the left hand side) Balance
Cheesy Sausage FC -7 -7 -15 - - - - - - - -£28
Smurfs -2 -2 -7 - - - - - - - -£40.32
Return of Chamakh - - +4.50 - - - - - - - -£44.46
Administration Zone - All teams below have a balance in arrears of more than -50. All teams in this zone will not receive any player points even while reducing their deficit it they still remain in this zone. Continually falling further in arrears will see your team removed from the league. The team at the bottom of the list are always the first inv the firing line if we feel we need to make a change.
Team Balance changes the last 10 weeks (Most recent on the left hand side) Balance
Badly Wrapped Kebab -12 -12 -22 - - - - - - - -£74.84
Do Daka Chaka +2 +2 -4.50 - - - - - - - -£77.94
AFC Blitz -8 -8 -1 - - - - - - - -£81.24
TRAP DOOR ZONE - The teams listed below are in line to be replaced if they don't attempt to reduce their match fee arrears

19th May 2019
Premier Division

Smurfs vs Return of Chamakh
Return of the Black vs Do Daka Chaka
Badly Wrapped Kebab vs Cheesy Sausage FC

Division One
Smurfs Res vs Return of the Black Res
DC United vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
Finding Mido vs AFC Blitz

28th April 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Smurfs 2-3 Do Daka Chaka
Return of Chamakh 2-1 Cheesy Sausage FC
Return of the Black 4-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
DIVISION ONE

Smurfs Res 1-2 Finding Mido
DC United 1-4 Return of the Black
AFC Blitz 4-1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
26th May 2019
Premier Division

Smurfs vs Return of the Black
Return of Chamakh vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
Cheesy Sausage FC vs Do Daka Chaka

Division One
Smurfs Res vs DC United
AFC Blitz vs Return of the Black Res
Finding Mido vs Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
5th May 2019
PREMIER DIVISION
Return of Chamakh P-P Return of the Black

Do Daka Chaka 5-2 Badly Wrapped Kebab
Smurfs 4-1 Cheesy Sausage FC

DIVISION ONE
Finding Mido 2-2 Return of the Black Res
Smurfs Res 7-0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
AFC Blitz 4-3 DC United Res
  12th May 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Do Daka Chaka P-P Return of Chamakh
Smurfs vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
Cheesy Sausage FC vs Return of the Black

DIVISION ONE
Return of the Black Res P-P Badly Wrapped Kebab Res
DC United Res P-P Finding Mido

Smurfs Res 1-0 AFC Blitz
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

 

Player Team Goals Man of Match Goalie points Player Points
Matt Rich AFC Blitz 2 1 - 11
Ben Neilsen AFC Blitz 1 - - 3
Lee Mann AFC Blitz 4 1 - 17
Ben Atherton Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 - - 3
Ben Atherton Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - 3
Tom Ridd Badly Wrapped Kebab Res - - 5 5
Craig Daniell Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 2 - - 6
Trevor Bennett Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 3 1 - 14
Harrie Tilston Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 3 - - 9
Corey Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - 3
Ryan Parker Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - 3
Dan Parsonage Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - 3
Lewis Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 2 - - 6
Peter Griffin Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - 3
James Sands Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 1 - - 3
Jake Peters Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 5 1 1 21
Jake Peters Cheesy Sausage FC 5 1 - 20
Jay Davie Cheesy Sausage FC 4 1 - 17
Alex Taylor Cheesy Sausage FC 2 - - 6
Harrie Downing Cheesy Sausage FC 2 1 - 11
Ollie Cheesy Sausage FC 2 - - 6
Charlie Gibbs Cheesy Sausage FC - - 8 8
Ali McKenna DC United - 2 14 24
Chris Pratt DC United 1 1 - 8
Tony Cock DC United 2 - - 6
James Chapman DC United 1 - - 3
Harrie Tilston DC United 2 - - 6
Rikki Clarke DC United 2 - - 6
Scott Stevenson DC United 1 - - 3
Ben Lawrence DC United 1 - - 3
Ali McKenna DC United Res - 1 7 12
Chris Pratt DC United Res 1 - - 3
Tony Cock DC United Res 1 - - 3
Rikki Clarke DC United Res 3 2 - 19
Scott Tummon Do Daka Chaka - 1 36 41
Joe Harvey Do Daka Chaka 15 4 - 65
Luiz Andrande Do Daka Chaka 2 - - 6
Dan Camps Do Daka Chaka 1 - - 3
Harrie Tilston Do Daka Chaka 2 - - 3
Louis Harris Do Daka Chaka 4 - - 12
Cam Buchanan Do Daka Chaka 5 1 - 20
Craig Harvey Do Daka Chaka 7 1 - 26
Louis Harris Finding Mido 8 - - 24
Luiz Andrande Finding Mido 8 - - 24
Jonny Coleman Finding Mido 1 - - 3
Alex Piper Finding Mido 1 - - 3
Matt Finding Mido 1 - - 3
Cam Buchanan Finding Mido 1 - - 3
Craig Harvey Finding Mido 3 1 - 14
Harrie Tilston Finding Mido 14 3 1 58
Blakey Finding Mido - - 17 17
- Naked Solar - - - -
Martyn Probert Return of the Black - - - -
Martyn Probert Return of the Black Res 1 - - 3
George Fox Return of the Black Res - 1 3 8
Charlie Morse Return of Chamakh 1 - - 3
Dan Carling Return of Chamakh 4 2 - 22
Lewis Wheeler Return of Chamakh 5 - - 15
Ross London Return of Chamakh 11 1 - 38
Christy Lee Return of Chamakh 4 1 - 22
Jonny Coleman Return of Chamakh 2 - - 6
Scott Arthur Return of Chamakh - 1 34 39
Jacob Grange Smurfs 5 2 - 25
Tom Magor Smurfs 4 1 - 17
Louis Price Smurfs 10 2 - 40
James Willson Smurfs 3 - - 9
Callum Smurfs 2 - - 6
Tom Heayel Smurfs 1 - - 3
Rob Burton Smurfs - - 15 15
James Wilson Smurfs Res 2 1 - 11
Dan Smurfs Res 1 1 - 8
Tom Magor Smurfs Res 6 - - 18
Jacob Grange Smurfs Res 5 2 - 15
Josh Harris Smurfs Res 2 - - 6
Ross Fallens Smurfs Res 3 - - 9
Louis Price Smurfs Res 7 2 - 31
Rob Burton Smurfs Res - - 18 18

 




Most Titles: 7
Cosmos - 2008,2009,2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
Most Points:
14 game season
37 - Cosmos (Season 14)
Do Daka Chaka
(Season 20)
15 game season
44 - The Smurfs (Season 25)
18 game season
51 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 26)
Most goals:
14 game season

56 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 21)
15 game season
66 - The Smurfs (Season 25)
18 game season
73 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 26)
62 - Southern Athletico (Season 17)
Best defence:
14 game season
6 goals - Do daka Chaka (Season 23)
10 goals - Do Daka Chaka (Season 20 & 21)
11 goals - Southern Athletico (Season 16)
Top Scorer:
14 game season
39 - Craig Harvey - Do Daka Chaka (Season 20)
38 - Craig Harvey - Do Daka Chaka (Season 22)
34 - AJ Meagor - Egloshayle (Season 13
Most MVP Points:
14 game season
214 - Craig Harvey - Do Daka Chaka (Season 21)
197 - AJ Meagor - Egloshayle (Season 13)
18 game season
223 - Louis Price - Smurfs (Season 26)
Most GK Points:
14 game season 92 - Zeni Lukacs - Men United (Season 16)


Most Titles: 9
The Smurfs - 2013, 2013, 2014, 2014, 2014, 2015, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2018
Most Points:
14 GAME SEASON
42 - The Smurfs Res (season 27)
39 - BSC Egloshayle (Season 21)
37 - Guantanamo Payne (Season 15)
37 - Smurfs (Season 20)
37 - Smurfs (Season 22)
15 GAME SEASON
40 - The Smurfs (Season 24)
18 GAME SEASON
45 - Southern Ath Res (Season 17)
Most goals:
14 GAME SEASON
47 - Smurfs (Season 20)
46 - BSC Egloshayle (Season 14 & 21)
15 GAME SEASON
55 - The Smurfs (Season 26)
55 - The Smurfs (Season 24)
18 GAME SEASON
56 - Southern Ath Res (Season 17)
Best defence:
4 - Guantanamo Payne (Season 15)
8 - Smurfs (Season 22)
Top Scorer:
34 -Jon Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 14)
27 - AJ Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 21)
Most MVP Points:
192 - Jon Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 14)
146 - AJ Meagor - BSC Egloshayle (Season 21)
Most GK Points:
108 - Scott Tummon Inter Menan(Season 20)


Most Titles: 5
DC United - 2010, 2012, 2012, 2014, 2014
Most Points:
14 GAME SEASON
38 points - Arsenal Youth - FUBAR (Season 15)
15 GAME SEASON
43 points - DC United 3rds (Season 25
Most goals:
14 GAME SEASON

41 - Arsenal Youth (Season 15)
15 GAME SEASON
60 - Crouchys Robots (Season 26)
60 - Barn Door Blazers (Season 26)
54 - DC United 3rds (Season 25)
Best defence:
4 - DC United 3rds (Season 17)
Top Scorer:
44 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 26)
21 - Dom Roberts - Arsenal Youth (Season 15)
21 - Ben Colquhoun - Colan Elite (Season 19)
Most MVP Points:
222 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 26)
145 - Lee Mann - The Burnouts (Season 25)
134 - Martyn Probert - Black Magic - (Season 18)
Most GK Points:
105 - Kevin Welsh - Hurricanes (Season 16)
85 - Jordan Cole A6Milan - (Season 21)


Most Titles:
Most Points:
14 GAME SEASON
28 points - Do Daka Chaka (Season 16)
15 GAME SEASON
33 points - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
18 GAME SEASON
44 - Wadebridge Wanderers (Season 27)
Most goals:
14 GAME SEASON
30 - Do Daka Chaka (Season 16)
15 GAME SEASON
43 - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
18 GAME SEASON
56 - Apple Crumble (Season 27)
Best defence:
8 - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
Top Scorer:
14 GAME SEASON
14 - Craig Harvey Do Daka Chaka (Season 16)
15 GAME SEASON

31 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
18 GAME SEASON
21 - Jamie Leigh - Wadebridge Wanderers (Season 27)
Most MVP Points:
186 - Tom Currah - Barn Door Blazers (Season 25)
Most GK Points:
103 - Barry Blinco (FC United (Season 16)
 


5th May 2019
PREMIER DIVISION

Cheesy Sausage FC 1-4
Smurfs
Do Daka Chaka
Badly Wrapped Kebab 0-4 Return of the Black 3-1 DC United

DIVISION ONE

Return of the Black Res 2-2 Finding Mido
Badly Wrapped Kebab Res 0-7 Smurfs Res
AFC Blitz 4-3 DC United Res

Goal of the season

1 - JOE HARVEY
DC UNITED vs Return of the Black

Fired home 30 yard missile that swerved into the top bag

2 - CRAIG HARVEY
DO DAKA vs The Smurfs

Last minute first time shot to bottom bins to win the first El Classico of the season

 

Last seasons Goal of the Season
1 - JAKE PETERS
KEBAB RES vs Party Boy FC
Scissor kick of doom
2 - LOUIS PRICE
SMURFS vs Do Daka Chaka
25-yarder crashed in off the crossbar
3 - ANDY SMITH
DO DAKA CHAKA vs AFC Blitz
Step over, step over, nutmeg, slot
4 - CHA MORSE
RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs Do Daka Chaka
30 yarder beat the machine Tummon
5 - JACOB GRANGE

SMURFS vs A Bunch of Turkeys
A Messiesque solo effort
6 - HARRIE TILSTON
A BUNCH OF TURKEYS vs DC United Res
30 yarder in off the post
7 - JACOB GRANGE
SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh
20 yards rocket straight into top bins
8 - DANNY CAPSTICK
RETURN OF THE BLACK RES vs Cheesy Sausage FC
Backpost downward header to equalise
9 - CAM BUCHANAN
DO DAKA CHAKA vs The Smurfs

Defence splitting run followed by cool left foot finish to open the scoring
10 - TONY COCK
DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
Sublime dink after some superb build up play
11 - CHRISTY LEE
RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs Badly Wrapped Kebab
Fired a clinical volley into the bottom bag after the ball took an age to drop out of the sky
12 - LOUIS PRICE
SMURFS vs Return of Chamakh

Deft first time finish but it was Jacob Granges defence spliting back heel that made the goal
13 - LEWIS WHEELER
RETURN OF CHAMAKH vs AFC Blitz

Free-kick fired around wall that went in off the post
14 - CHRIS PRATT
DC UNITED vs Badly Wrapped Kebab

Scored direct from a corner

Golden Boot

Golden Glove